Likbumtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witty rhinoceros.

Likbumtetti created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Likbumtetti, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likbumtetti, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Likbumtetti's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Likbumtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Likbumtetti.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Erect four silver sculptures of Likbumtetti on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.