Fagxennat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating mole.

Fagxennat created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagxennat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fagxennat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fagxennat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fagxennat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Never look at stars.