Damsagsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering dingo.

Damsagsog created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Damsagsog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damsagsog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Damsagsog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Damsagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise dresses.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.