Satzedveg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart eagle.

Satzedveg created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Satzedveg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Satzedveg, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Satzedveg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Satzedveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Satzedveg.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fire.