Neggutbunhim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring snake.

Neggutbunhim created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Neggutbunhim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Neggutbunhim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Neggutbunhim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Neggutbunhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the north.

3. Hide if four mites approach from the south.

4. Neggutbunhim loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.