Hugtonkzigsisfagmumcad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair hedgehog.

Hugtonkzigsisfagmumcad created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugtonkzigsisfagmumcad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hugtonkzigsisfagmumcad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hugtonkzigsisfagmumcad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hugtonkzigsisfagmumcad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Never talk about sharks.