Henfomgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise dragonfly.

Henfomgeb created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henfomgeb, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Henfomgeb, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Henfomgeb's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Henfomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Henfomgeb.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.