Labtettimif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy dryad.

Labtettimif created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Labtettimif, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Labtettimif, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Labtettimif's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Labtettimif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.