Cebyarlfud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest finch.

Cebyarlfud created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebyarlfud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebyarlfud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cebyarlfud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cebyarlfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cebyarlfud on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Always help sick snakes.