Tigdudtan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental zebra.

Tigdudtan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdudtan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tigdudtan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tigdudtan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tigdudtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.