Wipbabmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful bear.

Wipbabmeg created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Wipbabmeg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wipbabmeg, she will think nothing of it.

Wipbabmeg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wipbabmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Wipbabmeg first in all things.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.