Gebgidfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous guinea pig.

Gebgidfeb created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebgidfeb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebgidfeb, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gebgidfeb's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gebgidfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your legs black.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. You must pray to Gebgidfeb five times a day.