Bomgargad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable gnu.

Bomgargad created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgargad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bomgargad, she will turn you into a rat.

Bomgargad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bomgargad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Retreat if six shrews approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.