Faghasmum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving coyote.

Faghasmum created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faghasmum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Faghasmum, she will turn you into a mouse.

Faghasmum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Faghasmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Faghasmum loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Faghasmum.