Konliklat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable cat.

Konliklat created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Konliklat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konliklat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Konliklat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Konliklat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear fawn scarves.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about gravity.