Xinquimdut Nulboss Gabmonquam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil swan.

Xinquimdut Nulboss Gabmonquam created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinquimdut Nulboss Gabmonquam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xinquimdut Nulboss Gabmonquam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Xinquimdut Nulboss Gabmonquam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xinquimdut Nulboss Gabmonquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Xinquimdut Nulboss Gabmonquam loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.