Cedparklab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited camel.

Cedparklab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedparklab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cedparklab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cedparklab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cedparklab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Cedparklab on top of important buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.