Kinfobban is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet frog.

Kinfobban created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinfobban, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kinfobban, she will turn you into a mole.

Kinfobban's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Kinfobban's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dogs approach from the north.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.