Hinkinlin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart goat.

Hinkinlin created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinkinlin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hinkinlin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hinkinlin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hinkinlin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hinkinlin.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about comets.