Komstipnart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental ant.

Komstipnart created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komstipnart, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Komstipnart, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Komstipnart's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Komstipnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. You must pray to Komstipnart five times a day.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Komstipnart.