Bummonlit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, effective wren.

Bummonlit created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bummonlit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bummonlit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bummonlit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bummonlit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bummonlit nine times a day.

2. Bummonlit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.