Ditxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a large, amazing swan.

Ditxuc created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditxuc, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditxuc, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ditxuc's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ditxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.