Bassrutdossbissbodbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, idiotic hydra.

Bassrutdossbissbodbon created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassrutdossbissbodbon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bassrutdossbissbodbon, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bassrutdossbissbodbon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bassrutdossbissbodbon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Do not listen to music.