Yattkipxen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent chinchilla.

Yattkipxen created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattkipxen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yattkipxen, he will turn you into a slug.

Yattkipxen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yattkipxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yattkipxen.