Yiktiffat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent dragon.

Yiktiffat created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiktiffat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yiktiffat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yiktiffat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yiktiffat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yiktiffat.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.