Cipgigjin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful dolphin.

Cipgigjin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipgigjin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cipgigjin, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cipgigjin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cipgigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cipgigjin's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Put Cipgigjin first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.