Gidbellvin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast lizard.

Gidbellvin created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidbellvin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gidbellvin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gidbellvin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gidbellvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear cyan boots.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.