Yartnanarf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humane ant.

Yartnanarf created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Yartnanarf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yartnanarf, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yartnanarf's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yartnanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.