Sandbabyim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain capybara.

Sandbabyim created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandbabyim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sandbabyim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sandbabyim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sandbabyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shave your arms.