Mabquimged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless armadillo.

Mabquimged created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabquimged, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabquimged, he will be very sad.

Mabquimged's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mabquimged's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.