Godfun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring camel.

Godfun created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Godfun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godfun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Godfun's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Godfun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.