Higzenvon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective toad.

Higzenvon created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higzenvon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Higzenvon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Higzenvon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Higzenvon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.