Higzenvon is a god.
He takes the form of a large, effective
toad.
Higzenvon created the universe six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Higzenvon, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Higzenvon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Higzenvon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Higzenvon's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry voles.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not wear copper on your body.