Milstipfit Nillnatwipboss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, strong octopus.

Milstipfit Nillnatwipboss created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milstipfit Nillnatwipboss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milstipfit Nillnatwipboss, he will destroy your favourite star.

Milstipfit Nillnatwipboss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Milstipfit Nillnatwipboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Retreat if four tortoises approach from the south.

4. Milstipfit Nillnatwipboss loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.
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