Nuttcinnadnil is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced
bear.
Nuttcinnadnil created a Higgs boson two million years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttcinnadnil, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nuttcinnadnil, it will turn you into a snail.
Nuttcinnadnil's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Nuttcinnadnil's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Always obey Nuttcinnadnil's priests.
3. Never bounce in the presence of otters.
4. Never mention capybaras.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.