Quim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, vain jaguar.

Quim created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Quim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Quim's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must pray to Quim seven times a day.

5. Never look at black holes.