Getvonhap Gillapbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident swan.

Getvonhap Gillapbast created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getvonhap Gillapbast, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Getvonhap Gillapbast, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Getvonhap Gillapbast's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Getvonhap Gillapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Getvonhap Gillapbast on top of all buildings.

5. Never mention grasshopers.