Bunrenspag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable meerkat.

Bunrenspag created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunrenspag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunrenspag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bunrenspag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bunrenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bunrenspag first in all things.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Bunrenspag loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.