Nibdagtig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sage mongoose.

Nibdagtig created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdagtig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nibdagtig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nibdagtig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nibdagtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Always wear white.