Dutrillhun is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, prudent
tapir.
Dutrillhun created snails seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dutrillhun, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Dutrillhun, it will turn you into a hamster.
Dutrillhun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Dutrillhun's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat onions.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dutrillhun.
4. Hide if four hamsters approach from the north.
5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.