Him is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty crow.

Him created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Him, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Him, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Him's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Him's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if five moths approach from the north.

5. Never wear dresses.
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