Jinfligbop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud penguin.

Jinfligbop created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfligbop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jinfligbop, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jinfligbop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Jinfligbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never sit in the presence of voles.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.