Mipxuckmathap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering coyote.

Mipxuckmathap created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipxuckmathap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mipxuckmathap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mipxuckmathap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mipxuckmathap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Run away from indigo voles, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.