Mipxuckmathap is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering
coyote.
Mipxuckmathap created the universe three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mipxuckmathap, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Mipxuckmathap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Mipxuckmathap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Mipxuckmathap's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick great tits.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
3. Run away from indigo voles, for they are unholy.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.