Jamwegwod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish swan.

Jamwegwod created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamwegwod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jamwegwod, she will destroy your home planet.

Jamwegwod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jamwegwod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jamwegwod.

2. Put Jamwegwod first in all things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about cell theory.