Godfossyim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow lizard.

Godfossyim created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godfossyim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Godfossyim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godfossyim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Godfossyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about amino acids.