Hudnartort is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying wolf.

Hudnartort created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnartort, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudnartort, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hudnartort's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hudnartort's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.
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