Ranjenhap is a god.
It takes the form of a large, merciless
zebra.
Ranjenhap created matter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ranjenhap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Ranjenhap, it will be very sad.
Ranjenhap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Ranjenhap's Holy Commandments1. Run away if three moths approach from the east.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.