Hannarxen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring elephant.

Hannarxen created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hannarxen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hannarxen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hannarxen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hannarxen's Holy Commandments

1. Hannarxen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Hannarxen.