Davlikmip is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient
manatee.
Davlikmip created bats three million years ago.
If you believe in
Davlikmip, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Davlikmip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Davlikmip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Davlikmip's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick seals.
2. Never hurt dogs.
3. Do not kill pigs.
4. Do not speak about carrots.
5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.