Farbumbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair wombat.

Farbumbeg created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Farbumbeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farbumbeg, she will turn you into a snail.

Farbumbeg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Farbumbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Always help moths.

4. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.