Zeddutkabwap Cutgilrip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind crocodile.

Zeddutkabwap Cutgilrip created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zeddutkabwap Cutgilrip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zeddutkabwap Cutgilrip, she will turn you into a dog.

Zeddutkabwap Cutgilrip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zeddutkabwap Cutgilrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zeddutkabwap Cutgilrip.